Bus drivers tend to be assholes. The government hires assholes only as the bus drivers, the majority who don’t speak english, and let’s them be twats.
Do I have a reason for this outburst you ask? Numerous reasons, actually.
For one, today I was getting on a bus, and the bastard closed the doors on me, directly after someone just got on. Not just me, two people. So i had to get a different bus, which means I have to walk for 10 minutes to get home, as opposed to 2. Not only that, he shut the doors so hastily, he trapped someones bag in the door and refused to open, and the women had to tug her bag out. Who knows, that women could of had a £10,000 Japanese Lucky Cat in her bag, and it could be divided into two now!
But that’s not the worst. One time, a bus driver smiled at me with a smirk of evilness as he drove off with a smug look of self-satisfaction on his poor excuse for a face.
Now, just because Bus drivers are bus drivers, the children of prostitutes and crack addicts, it doesn’t mean they have to take thier problems out on us, the regular people. What’s more is that these bastards regurlarly go on strike, and are never bloody on time. So the fact they have the insolence to abuse us poor consumers, just because they know we have no alternative to get around is ridiculous.
More problems with buses. They always break down, and theres always an angry looking old women staring at you from the other side with a look of dissatisfactory as if to say that all people below the age of 50 are disrespectful for walking on the pavement. During the summer, they’re too hot, and during the winter, they’re even hotter. So to make my argument vaild,
Next time and every time I hail a bus, I’m using my middle finger.
There is no way buses are that unsteady either, the drivers are desperate to see someone fall over to satisfy their own evil nature. Its a good incentive to work harder. “If i could just get a good job, id never have to use a bus again!”
They don’t even give change to some people. But I often give a smile, so I usually get change. Also, if you smile back at the angry old women it confuses the crap out of them, they don’t know what to do, then I pull out a episode of new scientist and read that, but no one’s ever commented, not even bunched of chavs. Although that might have more to do with my Aryan looks and my flack-vest coat… people always say I look like a mobster or a spy.