IN REALTIME, TOO! 
Just before the race started, too late to change my bet… My horse’s odds jumped from 66-1 to 100-1.
SHIT. But it’s not the end of the world, the horse which won today was 100-1.
THEY’RE OFF. My horse is coming up the back apparently… I’m 4th..ish. But being overtaken. Bollocks. And City Theatre is doing well. Fuck.
As you can see, gambling makes me swear alot.
Now I’m 7th place. FUCK FUCK FUCK. KEEP GOING. OR ATLEAST BEAT THAT BASTARD CITY THEATRE.
Saviero is doing well. oooo, I think I’m catching up. YES. CITY THEATRE IS DOING BAD. Saviero could win, it’s leading now.
COCKMUNCHERFUCKNIBBLES. We’re doing badly. I’ve lost my horse too, TALK ABOUT CAESAR’S RETURN. NOBODY CARES ABOUT LIDAR.
Sitting Tennant won at 66-1 atleast. Let’s hit refresh on the page to see how badly I did. Lucky Him. I didn’t even think about that one. Will have results in 60 seconds….
So this year, there were some big winners. 100-1, 66-1 and 66-1 again. And why are they talking about having Curry for Dinner on the Coral Aintree betting radio. GIVE ME MY RESULTS. STOP TALKING YOU FUCKING PIKEES.
Ah here we go. … … ..
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
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